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If you are a real man, you will bring me meat.
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If You Don't Love Me, Then Leave
Content: i'm sitting here watching CSI and i would just like to say it grossed me out pretty bad just then. ooo, it's gross. but it is amazing the stuff they can do. amazing. i'm supposed to be studying right now. ooops. this has been a long break. i blame...

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